Boredom is impossible. I've overwhelmed myself. The last thing I should be doing right now is blogging but here I am. Monday is my birth...

I need new music. I've been in a musical rut for months. Art kind of  has a monopoly on the stereo. He'll let me listen to anything ...

I'm working on a media project for a friend's pop-up Speak Easy. I'm making a mash-up of various silent horror movies. I used to...

Remember when this was briefly a foreign candy review blog? That lasted like two entries. I'm reminded because I just devoured my curren...

That sounds like a confession that I'm actually Scott Bakula. I came here just to reminisce, so many weird memories are encapsuliz...

Watched Jean Rollin's Night of the Hunted and developed a new boner for Brigette Lahaie... She's gorge. I&#...

Wake up and smell the 90's! IT'S THE 90S! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo .

Just kidding! I've been stuffing my face with fruits and vegetables lately and walking 2-4 miles a day. I get out of work ridiculously e...

What do you think of my shitty banner 2.0? No applause is necesary. I never graduated from Paint to Photoshop so my blog will forever look l...

Visiting Florida for a few days. As much as I hate Panama City, it's abrasive tackiness shaped me. I wouldn't have such an unmatched...

I want a rainbow cheetah. I want a pizza. I want Rosie fr...

I just ordere these!!! WOW! In other news, Fred Savage is really scary in the 1996 Lifetime orignal "No One Woul...

YAY! I miss my darling Lisa Franklien! I fart hearts.