That sounds like a confession that I'm actually Scott Bakula. I came here just to reminisce, so many weird memories are encapsuliz...

Just kidding! I've been stuffing my face with fruits and vegetables lately and walking 2-4 miles a day. I get out of work ridiculously e...

Visiting Florida for a few days. As much as I hate Panama City, it's abrasive tackiness shaped me. I wouldn't have such an unmatched...

I want a rainbow cheetah. I want a pizza. I want Rosie fr...

I just ordere these!!! WOW! In other news, Fred Savage is really scary in the 1996 Lifetime orignal "No One Woul...

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I saw Devo. That's right. And it was glorious. Indescribable. Magic. I might also add that I recently acquired a d...

I always felt a kinship towards Phyllis Diller, like we're somehow the same on some basic obnoxious female level. I have every intention...

I'm sitting here drinking Turkish coffee dreading a certain visitor who'll be arriving today. I don't have to worry about him se...

When I was in third grade I had this awful teacher who I'm pretty sure was a witch. She was old, ugly and evil. She was the kind of mean...

In the beginning, there was nothing. Vast emptiness of endless space. Only microscopic dust particles and galactic amoebas bouncing off of e...