Birth of the Unicorn

In the beginning, there was nothing. Vast emptiness of endless space. Only microscopic dust particles and galactic amoebas bouncing off of each other for eons and eons. Until finally a cinder of cosmos and a whisper of fantasm fused into a bright illuminous star crystal which gestated for another century, and then the first Unicorn was born. She made everything that is magical...



Pterodactyls, Lisa Frank, strawberry milk, rhinestones, Muppet Babies, lychee fruit, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Divine, video toasters, pixies, weird beards, dream weavers, mystic scrolls from the lodge, electric violins, LSD, gryphons, Sailor Moon, Penanggalans, sand worms, Sega Genesis, straight to video Danielle Steele adaptations, Norfin Trolls, Sphinxs, yard sales, Olivia Newton John, Ultraman, Robot Jox, Synergy, Annette Funnicello, megalodons, the Toxic Avenger, Klaus Nomi, Xanadu, super sentai, Russian Fairy tales, A Wrinkle in Time, peacocks, Mothra, Dschingis Kahn, Secret Gardens, Yma Sumac, birds of paradise, glitter, Nikola Tesla, whirling dervish, sword and sorcery, Pizzicato Five, hookers with hearts of gold, David Liebe Hart, Cerebrus, exotica music, Lemuria, Anunnakis, all seeing eyes, cherubs,  Planet X, Hausu, Pheonixs, sparkly eye technique, the 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, telepathy, JCVD, Piers Anthony, pogs, nail polish, Jem and the Holograms, monkey ninjas, astro turf, gem sweaters, mudskippers, the Amazing Criswell, sea serpents, ice nymphs, woodland creatures, tesseracts, single bullet theories, mix tapes, dancin' & romancin', the halls of Mountain Kings, forbidden planets, forbidden zones, Monoliths, dish frogs, root beer, Burgess Meredith, lasers, Bruceploitation, Fezs, trapper keepers, ring pops, sitars, 3 Devil Adam, Sun Ra, Paper Rad, birthday cake ice cream, Chinese Vampires, Holy Mountains, Medusa, owls, carnival glass, Pee Wee Herman, Gremlins, Munchie, Atomic Caravans, Dr. Herbet West, Nukie, Donovan, crystal skulls, Elves, Toynbee plaques, Moai, Mac Tonight, Space Ghost, the Red Shoes, Chuck E. Cheese, Killer Klowns, Patchwork Girl of Oz, Peanut Butter Solutions, H.R. Pufnstuf, H.P. Lovecraft, and Pipi Longstocking.

And on the last day she said...

Let There Be Cats.

And then she rested. She admired her creations and watched them blossom into new and interesting adventures. Inspiring new ideas and endless resources of creativity. Forever and Ever.